By Kofoworola Omokoba
Only from the hairdresser, will you hear that that horn hooting nearby is Chief Owonikoko’s driver who had gone to pick his oga’s three daughters who do not look like him at all at all…
Only from the hairdresser, will you hear about the beautiful lady who lives at that corner, not this one, no, that… That one who has four kids from three separate fathers,whose house rent is due to be paid this December…
Only from the hairdresser, will you hear about this lady with tattoos, yes, the one approaching, of course,can’t you see her leg chain? We all know she’s a common dog! Shior,see her backside, animasaun we call her, smelly girl… She can’t even buy a kilo of chicken to cook o, we meet at the market nau…..Ahhh Aunty good afternoon ma,welcome, I love your leg chain o… And the lady is blushing…
Only from the hairdresser, will you hear about the Babalawo that just died in the street… Did you hear that he got swollen before he died? But he’s powerful sha ooo…No I never patronised him,I used to hear…
Only from the hairdresser, will you hear that this woman coming is a Muslim ooo,yet she never covers her hair,nawa… And they said she got married last year o,no,she never born ooo,her husband rarely comes home…
Only from the hairdresser…
Pretend all you want, ‘form’ as much as you like… The hairdresser will tap your shoulder “Aunty, are you not hearing us? Can’t you see it’s very funny? Hihihihihihihi”. Which state do you come from? Ehn ehn! You look like Igbo people o…
If you aren’t careful of what you say, tomorrow, those same fingers will be pointed in your direction because…
Only from the hairdresser…
